Some guys nowadays

Have you ever been in those typical relationships- ok wait. I know this is so shallow and I'm probably gonna be called judgmental for this but my definition of a typical relationship is like, when we're 15 16 17 and the majority of us gets with someone who we barely even know yet (maybe we've been on one or two, maximum three dates or even no dates at all). Like scenario: You're out with your friends and he/she is like 'oh my friend is nearby he's coming to meet us too' that kinda thing and you meet this new person and you're like WOAH, I think I like him.
YEAH THAT KIND OF 'RELATIONSHIP'.
Then you feel like 'oh my god I think he likes me back'
Then, 'oh my god we've a connection'
Then you guys just get together.
Uh huh.
Usually, the first week (first two weeks at the most) would be so perfect. Dreamy, sweet, romantic blah blah blah.

And then everything just starts to NOT make any sense.
He starts getting so......to be harsh, boring.
And you start questioning yourself. Like shit, it was probably just a crush.
I've been in such a relationship hahahaha. I thought I'd be ashamed to admit it (well actually I am, kinda) but nah, frankly speaking many singaporean girls has definitely been in something like that too.
Anyhoooooo.

You start realizing like my fucking god this douchebag is really, douchebag level 1000 and negative prince charming to the power of like a million. LOL.
He's one of those idiots who goes on Facebook whenever you have a disagreement and makes you look bad. Stupid statuses like

'I just wish you'd put me first..is it that hard?????'
'I really love you but I feel like you don't love me back as much.'
'Getting so sick and tired of everything....just wanna drink my sorrows away. Every single day also argue....'

LIKE OMG FUCK YOU. MAJOR RANT MOMENT PLS. FIRST OFF,
Who the hell does he think he is running off and posting public statuses to make his own gf (which is you) look bad just because you guys had a quarrel/disagreement. Like excuse me but grow the fuck up. Claiming you 'love' her and etc but contradicting your own words.
If you really did love her shouldn't you be talking things out or at least thinking about how she feels or how she would feel if you acted this way?
But nah, this self centered douchebag only cares about himself, what his friends think, how he feels and justifying whatever he says/does as long as he ends up being the 'right person'.
And that's basically what puts him in my 'Self-centered childish fuck' category tyvm.
Don't even get me started on the majority of his friends.
People read his statuses and start with their comments, (usually this type of guy would be an, ahem, 'ah beng')
They go all 'Aiya bro chill la tonight we go drink k haha'
'Aiyoooo what happen again bro.....'

AND THEN THE WHORES COME IN

'Bro..talk to her la. Don't angry alreadddyyyy anything can apps me hahaha'
'WHAT HAPPEN BRO AIYO!!!!!'
'brathur sis is always here for you la anything can talk to me'

THERE'S ALWAYS THE ASSHOLES AS WELL

'AIYA NOT HAPPY JUST BREAK LA'
'DUMP HER LA BRO LOL'
'break up lor HAHAHA'

AND I'M JUST THERE, READING ALL THE COMMENTS, BEING LIKE WHAT THE F?
Yes, when he posts it, I know, because I'm on Facebook as well, stalking the shit out of his shitty posts.
I see his status right after he posts it and I get that feeling inside me like 'THERE HE GOES AGAIN WITH HIS DOUCHINESS' I don't know why I deal with that either tbh. I should just pick up my phone, call him and dump his ass, but I don't. -speechless-. Instead I sit there and get even more pissed off.
I don't think it's because I care though. It's more of a, because I know his 'pattern' right and how he deals with things and how he loves to always make me look bad and how he's so obsessed with his self-righteousness and justifying his actions so I just wanna sit there and watch him do it and rant to my friends about it while screenshotting everything to prove my point HAHAHAHA.

And then he starts replying the comments (this is the best part), VICTIMIZING HIMSELF.

'no la bro I'm okay hahaha thanks anyway guys *tags everyone*'
'I'll be fine la thanks (: *tags a girl who commented*'
'Haha yes thanks sis i replied your apps alr I'm ok la (: *tags girl number 2*'

And call me over-sensitive or over-analyzing-ish but yes, mr.douchebag thanks all his bros in ONE comment, but as for the girls he PURPOSELY replies them ONE BY ONE.

THEN, out of nowhere, he whatsapps you. Maybe 10-15 minutes after people stop commenting on his posts.

'Hey....'

Immediate answer in my brain would be like 'Fuck off' but nope i just reply 'hey.'
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO BAD. LIKE IDK WHY, MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, BUT I SHALL ASSUME OTHER GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT AS WELL.
Like we ALL know what his stupid scheming lying disgusting patterns are like but when he talks to us we're just like. Blank. Like okay I shall be nice.

IT DRIVES ME CRAZY REALLY. Then ya'll end up talking and making up and everything is suddenly 'ok' again. Well, it's 'ok' for him.
Because obviously, he's posted all his stupid statuses on social media and made him seem like the pitiful little puppy and you like the horrible bitch, everyone thinks you're the whore/slut/fucked up girlfriend and that he's the neglected boyfriend. Of course it's okay for him when things are suddenly fine. But oh no not for you because you remember all this and keep it in your heart. Like FUCK YOU DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME LOOK SO BAD WHEN I WAS NOT TOTALLY IN THE WRONG? YOU HAD A PART IN IT TOO OKAY HELLO CHILDISH FUCKING FUCK.

So what I do is, I decide to mention it. Like. 'You know, i don't like it that you post all that on Facebook when we quarrel. Why do you do that?'
Oh and I say that with a smile in my heart. Because i know that he wouldn't be able to answer it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
He'd answer me with a 'Hmm....idk...i just needed to let my feelings out. I'll delete it ok?'

WOW HOW CLEVER. BECAUSE IF HE DELETES IT NOW AND PEOPLE REALIZES HE DELETES IT AFTER WE'RE OKAY, WHAT WOULD THEY ACTUALLY THINK????
MAJORITY WOULD THINK 'Wa this gf power make him feel like this then okay already still make him delete. what a bitch (Y)'

AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT AM I RIGHT. *rolls eyes+ flips hair*



Hahahaha anyway pardon my language in this rant post guys I just HAD to let that all out. Especially when I did have an experience with a douche like this in the past. It was horrible, nuff said.
I'll be back with a proper post soon maybe idk. Tonight perhaps okay byeeeeebyeeee HAHA.

P.s: The emo posts *points down* are over.

P.p.s: Oh my god I was really an emo mf.