I was never really one for gory movies with like blood and slaughtering and killing and all that stuff tht gives ppl goosebumps.
But man in my pov it's sort of a must watch, though some of the parts suck balls.
Theres Wrong Turn 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. And god it's freaky as hell I just had to blog about it.
BECAUSE IT'S MAKING ME HAVE NIGHTMARES. TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW.
or maybe I'm just too bored lying here, probably overdosed on cough mixture LOL.
-It sucks to be down with flu. -.-
(I was supposed to just take the normal dosage 10ml but I was too lazy to get a spoon for it. drank from the bottle and i think i took 30ml so now i'm super dizzy LOL)
And no i'm not one of those weirdos who drinks cough mixture to get high that's just stupid.
Why cough mixture when you can just get alcohol...? k anyway.
Sickgirl95 girl here and god i'm freezing to death. :( Sigh.
Anywayz.
Wrong Turn
It's a really old movie to be honest LOL and I'm sure many of you have already watched it.
But man I have got to blog about it, those who haven't.
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT ONE FOR GORE.
OR HORRORS OR THRILLERS OR BLOODY SCENES AND BLAH (like me),
You've still got to watch this. It's bloody freaky (AND it actually gave me nightmares).
It's basically about this group of hillbillies that just kills innocent clueless people.
And those who doesn't know what a hillbilly is, you can google it, Or.
hill·bil·ly (h
l
bl
)
n. pl. hill·bil·lies Informal
A person from the backwoods or a remote mountain area.
here it is to save you the trouble LOL.
And heres a picture of one from the movie.
(THE ONE I HATE THE MOST CUZ HE'S THE FREAKIEST ONE WITH A FUCKED UP EVIL LAUGH.)
Fuck. Fuck you. I hate you. piece of shitfaced oldman shit.
OH AND BEFORE I CONTINUE.
IDK IF I'M GONNA BLABBER AWAY AND SPOIL THE MOVIE FOR THOSE WHO HASN'T WATCHED IT OR WHAT SO.
IF YOU'RE ONE THAT HATTTTTTES SPOILERS (like me too HAHAHA).
*THERE MIGHT BE SPOILERS SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I'VE WARNED YOU!*
K anyway.
My views on Wrong turn part 1.
Part 1 was okay but not mindblowing. I'll give it a 3/5.
But it has three actors that I love starring in it.
Lindy booth, Emmanuelle Chriqui and THE SUPER HAWTHAWT KEVIN ZEGERS.
LOL I USED TO BE CRAZY ABOUT HIM A FEW YEARS BACK HAHAHAHA ESPECIALLY WHEN THE MOVIE FROZEN WAS OUT.
okay yknow what so scratch that rating make it a 3.5/5 HAHAHA.
Yes I watch alot of movies. I can actually say that watching movies is one of my greatest hobbies LOL,
if it's actually even counted as a hobby. *shrugs* ohwell.
When I first watched wrong turn 1 I had no clue what it was gna be about.
It's like a normal storyline at first blahblahblah, then a bunch of unlucky people's car just breaks down and gets stuck on a route in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods.
Fuuuuu.
And in the woods is where those freaky ass hillbillies are god.
So yeah wrong turn 1 was just killing and killing gore gore gore. more gore.
And oh yes if you're one that loves gore. You're gonna enjoy every single part of the movie.
No joke ahaha.
And a plusplus point, the female actresses starring in it are hawt. The guy that played the main character was soso.
UGH THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN THAT ROLE TO KEVIN PLEASE. LOL
And of course there'll be a classic cliffhanger ending.
It makes you think that all those fucked up hillbillies died (I WAS LIKE SO HAPPY THT THEY WERE DEAD WTF), ah but then there would be a twist.
LOL THERE'S LIKE ALWAYS A TWIST IN THESE KINDA SHOWS.
So yeap. They ain't dead. So comes part 2. duh. LOL.
Part 2 was good.
But still not my favourite part out of the five.
It was about this game show thing people were gonna film in the woods, (totally like survivor).
And yes they were filming in that freakfucks hillbilly's territory.
God.
I don't get that seriously like who the fuck would walk into some nowhere-woods and be all like
'oh cool i shall film a tv show right here now'
And yeah.
As the parts pass the gore just gets worse and worse.
The hillbillies kill people. Eat them. And laugh like its normal.
They're worse than zombies wtf.
I'd rather be ambushed by a herd of zombies than to be face to face with one of those hillbillies.
AND THEY CAN'T EVEN FKING DIE. THEY ARE LIKE BLOODY INCREDIBLE HULK STRONG.
Even when they were in a house that exploded, they survived.
It's not. no way.
So yeah part 2 was way better cuz there's actually sort of like. Hmmmmm.
The hillbillies actually had like a family they loved and shit.
Wife, kids.
BUT ALL OF THEM LOOKED JUST AS FKEDFACE.
Part 3 was shit.
I'm not even gna say anything about it. Total fucking disappoint
About some prison dudes escaping blablablablablabla.
It just sucks. Its waaaaay too draggy and the script was just totally poorly written x999999. -_-
There was way more scenes of people beating each other up than hillbillies cannibalising here and there.
Only the ending was good. Props to that and only that haha.
nuff said about this sucky part.
Part 4 (i loved this part)
This is the part where they tell you how those hillbillies came about.
If i rmb correctly is some birth defect brian deformation thing that they were born with.
Which made them this way.
And the movie actually took you back to like 1950 something if im not wrong, when that freaky fuck face's photo which I just posted up there was still a little kid.
The show started with this like, asylum thingy where they were isolating all those people born with tht defect thing.
AND FUCK THERE WAS SO MANY OF THEM.
And so yeaaaa they tell the whole story of everything.
Then the hillbillies escaped from their cells.
And all hell broke loose.
I shall not say anymore hehehehee you guys have to watch it for yourselves. PART 4 IS JUST AWESOME.
And best, it was winter. About this group of friends whose snow mobile's broke down.
And the only building they found to take shelter at was yeap, that asylum which was abandoned years back.
With those creatures in it.
And there was actually a slaughter when a snow storm was going on. The effects were awesome too (Y)
Ohoh and yes, the gore got x10000 worse too.
And from watching all these gory movies I actually dare to say that.
Gore doesn't really freak me out that much. MUAHAHAHA!
+1 for bella. *flips hair
Part 5 was predictable. but soso.
I just finished watching that like 20mins ago.
Whew.
Yeah it was just soso. But there was a new character introduced.
This fucking sadist guy that like. takes care of the hillbillies.
Calls himself their father or something wtf (psycho).
There's nothing rly much to say about this part.
But one thing good about the plot was how they made it halloween night.
And there were kids running around actually dressed as hillbillies because there was some myth going around in the town i think (if i rmb correctly again LOL)
SO YEAH WHEN THE REAL ONES LIKE APPROACH PEOPLE.
PEOPLE WOULD JUST BE ALL LIKE 'Oh fuck you childish, take the mask off'
then they get their intestines ripped out. LOL.
Man I hope there would be part 6.
HAHAHAAH. one thing tht can be improved on though is like. The choice of actors starring in it.
MAN JUST GET SOMEBODY KNOWN AND HOT WOULD YOUUU.
LOLOLOL.
Oh and, THIS IS KEVIN ZEGGERS :
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA OMMGGGG *FAINTS* why can't I dream of him instead T^T
(and anyone who says he isnt handsome/cute/hot thrs something rly wrong with you)
And okay my headache is killing me i swear. I need to sleeeeep like nao.
Sighighigh. Gosh I don't even know why I reviewed Wrong Turn.
Sucks to be sick and bored at home.
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Hehehehe~
Alrighty then bye lovelies.
Stay beautiful. :*
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