Im backie. :D

Why helloooo! :D HAHAHAH.
It's been forever since I've blogged omg haahah and why do I feel like I always say this line whenever I'm typing at this posting window again.
LOL i'm always like 'It's been forever blabla its been so long blabla HI IM BACK blablabla'
LOOOL. Well.
Sorry bloggy. I keep using and throwing you and using and throwing you and leaving you on the shelf like a spare toy then coming back when I'm bored, ouhwellz *yawns.
HAHAHAHAAH. KAY WHATEVER ANYWAY.
HAI.
Yesh. Me iz blogging again.
Though I've got no idea whatthefuck I'm gonna blog about (?) , but seriously, life has been too boring. ):
Being out of school this year, not having a job whatsoever.
And just.......pig/cow/useless-ing around everyday? ._. Yah.
Omg ew..I'm a spoilt brat man.
Wtff...I NEED A JOB.
If anyone out there. Has job intro's.
And please before you fucking pedos go all twinkly eyed with those;

~Social escort 2000 per session? 8D
~Come my house 1 night 500? 8D
~Photoshoot semi-nude, I'll pay you? 8D

No thank you and you may fuck off and die k bai.

I'M TALKING ABOUT A NORMAL AVERAGE JOB. But with good pay of course.
I've had enough of being a lazy pig living off free-loaded allowance.
So yea if anyone has job intro's please do tell me on fb or smth! ^-^ thankew luviuxz.
So hmmmmm. I should be talking about my day on my blog right?
LOL. BUT WTF I DID NOTHING TODAY. AHAHAAHAHAH.
ITS 10:4-FKING-9 AM MAN. HAHAAHHAAH.
WELL.
This shall be a short summary of how my life has been.
HMMMMMM. Weeeeellllll.

1) I have the most adorable piggy-ish boyfriend ever. And I ruff him like a ruff song baybee.

Mine ah. *deathstares at everyone*. Hahahah k kidding lah but.
Mine ah.

2) I have the CUTEST freaking puppy on earth. My darling little prince.

HAHAHA AIN'T HE A CUTIE, and yes his name is prince.
Okay why am I talking more about my puppy than my boyfriend after posting th photos o:
OKAY HAHAHAHAAH I DON'T KNOW maybe my puppy's just cuter :B *giggle*
LMFAO.

And well.

-School for me shall start next year. Me sure die. *sigh
-I'm fat.
-I'm phoneless.

Oh and yes this is a point I kind of want to emphasize and rant a little about. *eh-hem*.
Let me give that point a number,

3) I'm phoneless.

Why? Technically, I lost my phone, but elaboratively, I know that someone stole it. (:
Ouh and why do I know..?
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.
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A FUCKING BILL OF EIGHT HUNDRED MOTHER FUCKING DOLLARS WAS SENT TO MY FUCKING HOUSE YESTERDAY. SPENT ON GAME CREDITS AND IDK WHAT OTHER FUCKS.

IT WAS 500 ON GAME CREDITS AND THE OTHER 300 I DONT GIVE A SHIT.
Like. Seriously?
LOL well, the first week or so when my phone was gone I didn't mention a word about it to my parents,
thus the un-cancelled line. -____- *stupid me?
Not really actually.
Th robber/thief/burglar/itchyhanded/motherfatheralldiefucker/ownselfnophonebitch,
probably would have to know my password to even unlock my phone.
LOL. Kinda obviousss who take one ah!
Thou shalt not mention names. But the thief knows who he/she is. :3
And before some people start going all,
'You scared to say name ah humji hide being screen blahblahbaddiyblah~'
No bitch you shut the fuck up ok SHUSH listen to mama before you talk okay thank you *flips hair.
ITS BECAUUUUSE,
I do not want trouble with tht certain persons mama because seriously, the mum is so fcuking ridiculous.
And another pluspoint, no matter whaaaat kind of shit happens.
It's always cry to mama for this particular someone.
Seriously? -_-
I'll want to meet you when you turn 40, and see you cry to your mama then. I'll be holding my kids hand whispering in their ear 'Honey, don't worry. You'll never be like that childish uncle/aunty.'
:3
Yeah, and thats one of the main reasons why i'm pweeeety desperado for a jobbie nao.
LOL. fuckmylife.
KAY RANTING OVER.
MOVING ON. HMMMMMM.
Like nothing else to say alr. LOL.
So okay I shall stop here.
This is just some small little update, but tonight, I'm gna blog again and my hair, is going to be
PINK and BLUE baby. 
FUCK YEAH I'M GETTING MY HAIR DYES TODAY.
*LE HAPPYGURL95*
At least theres one thing tht I'm looking forward to. LOL.
So till then, BAIBAAAIIII~

P/S: to the thieves that stole my phone :

Double P/S to the thieves again: You're like a bamboo, and your gf, a panda. You both match so well, please get married in the bamboo forest in china.